Mmmmmm Coffee Mug


If you need coffee to function on a daily basis this mug is for you. It's funny and explains to everyone what you need and it isn't them. 🙂

Fuck everything, except coffee!


Our funny coffee mugs are great for anyone who likes a laugh. Before we get our daily caffeine fix we’re grumpy gits so we know how you feel. This quote mug helps explain to other just how you feel about your coffee.

Whatever the occasion a rude mug makes an ideal present. It is a great conversation piece with friends and family and guarantees to raise a few eyebrows 🙂

It is non-toxic; food safe and is dishwasher safe (up to 50 degrees C).

Our mugs are 10oz with a unique square handle design. Height : 9.2 cm , Diameter approx 8cm on top.

Every Sweary Mary mug comes in a smash proof shipping box.

On ordering, mugs are printed and delivered within 7 days. International orders can take 2-3 weeks.

Shipping costs are simple: £3.99 for the UK and £7.99 for everywhere else.